Apr 20, 2011

Bird Hopes

This is the sort of joke
that doesn't have a punch line
so I only mention it to make
some point I'm unaware of.
Shanna was talking about
training parrots and I'm down
with that and I'm sure others
are too. We all want to rule
parrots and make them
do our bidding. Ruling parrots
is the essence of humanity.
Also, I want to ride a jaguar
to work and, on arrival,
I want to enter my
office on the back
of a turtle and use some
sort of dinosaur blood to
endorse my paycheck,